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Dental Work (Biggie Tribute)

B-I-G P-O-P-P-A

With a cum laude M.D.A.

Periodontists mad cause I flaunt it

Got their business, and you know they all want it

My teeth supreme, stay clean

Laser beam drills like a dream, I use it

My tools probin all the girls' mouths

Robe on shoulders, checkin molars

Homegirl, I told ya, got a cavity

Eat sweets much, ya lose teeth much

Dentists and girls don't really meet much

I guess I just don't think their breath smells sweet much

My dental skill never quits

Cause there ain't no problem with gums or incisors I can't fix

Open your mouth to the sky

Keep my prices high so you let out a sigh

While I give your teeth the eye

Patients please! Dentally! Can't you see? B.I.G.

Be flossin, magazines like Newsweek and Fortune

And Sports Illustrated in my waiting room

Sit down and take a chair, wait right there

Be aware I'm trusted, top M.D.A.

But I'm dusted on the day

I get busted for selling bicuspids

 

Chorus:

I don't know why they come to me

It's like the more sugar these people eat, the more the cavities

 

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