The Arnold Schwarzenegger

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When Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of the largest state in the good ol' U.S. of A., beating people who had actual experience in running a government and who had far less experience at groping random female passersby by spouting catchphrases and threatening to terminate everything opposed to him, no one was less surprised than me.

Why? Because I've been putting Arnold in situations where he doesn't belong in my writing for years now. And every time, he acquits himself dandily, taking over whatever work of fiction or literary genre I see fit to bless with a touch of Arnold. Who knows where he'll show up next? I have absolutely no clue. I'm really asking. But meanwhile, you can see where he's been — at least in my world!

ARNOLD VS. VARIOUS LITERARY WORKS

Great Works of World Literature

William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying

ARNOLD THE POET

The Poetics of Arnold

Arnold as Emily Dickinson

SCENES FROM "WALTHER LAMM: ASS DESTROYER," A SCRIPT WHOSE APPEAL GREATLY DEPENDS ON YOU IMAGINING ARNOLD IN THE LEAD ROLE

Instant action!

Love scene

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